Englishmen
And Englishman went on to lead a Red Cross mission to Africa with 3 volunteers, a German, an Italian and a Japanese, at somepoint they got lost in the African desert, he thought and said: "ok boys, we have to split we're running out of supplies, German: find water, Italian: hunt for food, Japanese: supplies. I'll go gather some wood and rocks so we can make a fire, we'll meet back here in 24 hours max!"... so they split and all came back except the Japanese... 2 days, 3 days, 1 week passed and he didn't come and no new about him, they were worried and decided to go search for him, so they walk together about 500 meters, then the Japenese jumps from behind a tree and screams "SUPPLIIIEEEESSSS!!!"