One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged.
His boss asked: "what happened to your ears?"
Employee: "Yesterday I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang, so I accidentally picked the iron instead of the phone."
"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, what about the other ear?"
Employee: "They called back"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J5EBNDME84U