To all Sardars , Nothing personal :D
1. Sardar ji.....wins.....10 crore rupees from a lottery ticket.....
Dealer gave him.....8 crore rupees......after deducting the tax......
Angry sardar told him......
"Give me.....my 10 crores,otherwise,give my Rs.20 of the lottery ticket back.....!!!! "
2. Sardar: wiLL you marry me?
GirL: sorry i am Lesbian.
Sardar: what is Lesbian?
Girl: i Like to sLeep with girLs.
Sardar: shake my hand, i am aLso Lesbian...
3. Doctor to sardar : You have a brain tumor
Sardar : yess(Jumps in joy)
Doctor: Y r u soo happy
Sardar: bcoz it proves that i have a brain!!
4. Russia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U cant land on the sun. It is hot.
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night.
5. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
6. Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
7. Wife: Remove my Skirt
Sardar: ok ,
Wife: remove my Shirt
Sardar: ok,
wife: reomve my bra
Sardar: ok,
Wife: remove my panties
Sardar: ok and....
...and wife said dont wear my dresses again.
8. How does a sardar dail 9945599455
Think????
???
???
First he dials 99455 and then he press redial.
Sum might hve read this b4 .............
More Sardar Jokes to Come
LOLZZ SARDAR JOKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol!
Nice ones!
Nice ones!