If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??
Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
teacher: "ok johnny , wats the answer?".
Johnny: "none, ma'am.
teacher: "how?"
Johnny:" after hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away."
Teacher:"no johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinkin.
Now johnny has a doubt.
Johhny: " teacher can i ask u a question?
Teacher: "sure"
Johnny:" there are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour. the first one is eatin it, the second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"
Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers.
Teacher: "I....I......I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married."
Johnny:" no ma'am, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING!!!
If someone already posted it .. I dont care!
Like the way you're thinking!
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