Sadar Jee - No offense meant
A Sadar Jee was siting in his office and he heard a man said" Santa Singh, Your Son died in an accident. The sadar jee in shock and sadness, jumped from his office building floor which was the 20th floor.
On the 15th floor he realizes he does not have a son.
On the 10th floor he realizes he is not married.
On the 5th floor he realizes his name is not Santa Singh!
On the 15th floor he realizes he does not have a son.
On the 10th floor he realizes he is not married.
On the 5th floor he realizes his name is not Santa Singh!
... at ground level Santa Singh was standing at the same exact spot where Sadar fell and Santa got killed, Sadar survived and married Singhs wife and both lived happily ever after. The end.
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Oh man we love such jokes this the stuff that me, the admins, and almost everyone who visits the site wants to see, right here on UAEBoost, man... I am laughing so hard at the moment *harharhar* that I am on the verge of pissing in the my pants *harhar...*!
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Oh man we love such jokes this the stuff that me, the admins, and almost everyone who visits the site wants to see, right here on UAEBoost, man... I am laughing so hard at the moment *harharhar* that I am on the verge of pissing in the my pants *harhar...*!
Thx!
Btw how abt every1 post any sadad jee jokes they know and make every1 laugh!
Btw how abt every1 post any sadad jee jokes they know and make every1 laugh!
a7med wrote:... at ground level Santa Singh was standing at the same exact spot where Sadar fell and Santa got killed, Sadar survived and married Singhs wife and both lived happily ever after. The end.
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Oh man we love such jokes this the stuff that me, the admins, and almost everyone who visits the site wants to see, right here on UAEBoost, man... I am laughing so hard at the moment *harharhar* that I am on the verge of pissing in the my pants *harhar...*!
hater999 wrote:Thx!
Btw how abt every1 post any sadad jee jokes they know and make every1 laugh!
More:
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" he said
"Sure." The sales man said
"Give me a green one, please." The sadar replied!
A Sardar photographer was focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, when suddenly everyone present there started beating him.
Why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" he said
"Sure." The sales man said
"Give me a green one, please." The sadar replied!
A Sardar photographer was focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, when suddenly everyone present there started beating him.
Why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
a7med wrote: Oh man we love such jokes this the stuff that me, the admins, and almost everyone who visits the site wants to see, right here on UAEBoost, man... I am laughing so hard at the moment *harharhar* that I am on the verge of pissing in the my pants *harhar...*!
a7med wrote:Not sure about everybody, but I doubt for sure Sam is repeating it to all his friends right about now.
LOL....nice one dude...lol...actually i dont knw whether im laughing at the jokes or the arguments that follow....lmao!!