The Wedding Test

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WKZ
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Post by WKZ » 10 Dec 2008, 9:08 pm

The Wedding Test

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been Dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was
her beautiful
younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts,
and generally was b**-less. She would regularly bend
down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it when
she was near anyone
else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got
married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up
and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the
front door.

I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family!'

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Post by zeemmee » 10 Dec 2008, 9:33 pm

HAHHAHHA AH HA HAHH HHHAH
Can't stop laughing,!!! Good one!!

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Post by ghostrider_dxb » 10 Dec 2008, 9:39 pm

hehehe lolzz !!!!!!!

Gud one ;)

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Post by inkedpiercedemo » 10 Dec 2008, 11:23 pm

lol..that was good !!



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